In the Orange County Social Club We each set out our cases You said I guess I'll show you the ropes Let the nickels mark the bases How much is the membership We'd like to stay around You address the bar tell me what is there to do In this college town Sat on velvet sofas You say I don't make the rules I offer up my Allen key You say it's good to carry tools Catch your eye in sequences And only pot the white We've been drinking all week long But something bout tonight Why are you so fucking happy Saw you dancing in the canteen I just wanna devastate you Everything else seems to make you cry Why don't I Right across the bar The keeper lets us be You tell me you got all the memos baby I got the receipts Trying out my accent You say I hope you don't mind Cowboy hats like that one Aren't too hard to find I pick up one of those books You keep rolling out You say that'll radicalise you babe Oh that'll make you shout Oh you wanna hear me shout? Huh Why are you so fucking happy Saw you dancing in the canteen I just wanna devastate you Everything else seems to make you cry Why don't I Why you gotta be that way I can't stand the racket You look so much like a child In that old jean jacket Next time that you see me I'll be swaying softly We could pool some money Fly in for the Christmas party