Johnny Bond Miscellaneous Divorce Me COD Just bought me a great long ticket, gonna use it at 4 PM So you can call your secret love and break the news to him You thought you little romance was on the strict QT So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD I won't be around to hear you cry I'm Texas bound and by and by You can reach me down in Dallas, general delivery So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD Well there's gonna come a day gal when you'll be feeling blue You'll find that you can't pay your bills with a little old IOU That dynamite you're messing with may be TNT So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD No need to fall, down on your knees Cause I know all my ABC's Ain't no college professor, ain't got no PHD So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD