Cigareetes and whusky and wild, wild women They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane Cigareetes and whusky and wild, wild women They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane Once, I was happy and had a good wife I had enough money to last me for life I met with the gal and we went on a spree She started me smokin' and drinkin' whusky Cigareetes and whusky and wild, wild women They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane Cigareetes and whusky and wild, wild women They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane Now, I am feeble and broken with age The lines on my face make a well-written page I'm leavin' this message, how sad but how true On women and whusky and what they can do Cigareetes and whusky and wild, wild women They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane Cigareetes and whusky and wild, wild women They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane Right on the cross at the head of my grave For women and whusky, here lies a poor slave Take warning, dear stranger, take warning, dear friend Then write in big letters, these words at the end Cigareetes and whusky and wild, wild women They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane Cigareetes and whusky and wild, wild women They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane