Uncle Bill was a straight edge razor man He saw it as a test of will, and the skill in a steady hand And the slip and the slap of the blade on the strap Gave rhythm to my life Can you hear the swish of the brush and the dish And the click of a pocket knife Don't recall a thing he couldn't do He could plane a kitchen door till it was by God straight and true He could tie a knot, he could tie a fly Oh I wish you coulda seen him ride And that half pint sidekick on his right Just sidekicked riding high Wild Bill and The Montana Kid Like two old time buckaroos My world turned on everything he did And I sometimes wonder what became of the old Montana Kid He believed in God and GMC And a finer Christian soul you could never hope to see And he judged your work by the cut of your worth Not money in the bank And he taught me how to rope and plow And bow my head and thanks He'd like to sit and reminisce About people that he'd known and chances that he'd missed He said the wounds will heal and the pain won't last There ain't no future living in the past And if you're doing something worthwhile son Dammit make it last Wild Bill and The Montana Kid... Uncle Bill was a straight edge razor man If I were half the man he was, I'd be twice the man I am And I can hear the sound of a screendoor pounding In my dreams at night "And if you're doing something worthwhile son Dammit do it right" Wild Bill and The Montana Kid... And sometimes on my best days Bill I'm still the Montana Kid