If the rigors of modern life have Left you stressed Take a long slow breath and practice Mindfulness If there's any tension let it go Feel it from your head down to your toes Say this mantra after me 666 Is the number of the beast Feel the breath inside your body Warm and free If you want to close your eyes and Count to three Know that you are perfect how you are You don't need a halo or a harp Say this mantra after me 666 Is the number of the beast On occasion it may be helpful Just to shout Put on some of that devil music Dance it out Shake it to the left Shake it to the right Shake it like you're horny and it's Friday night Shake it for your momma Shake it for the priest Tell 'em that 666 Is the number of the beast