I have a knack for awkward silences Late-night drunk text messages I'm great at playing dumb She doesn't care much for my politics For sentimental atheists Who disagree for fun We're off to an awful start Proudly showing off our purple hearts Comparing battle scars and Who shot who first? Hiking skirts, rolling up our shirtsleeve Who hurt who worse anyway? She had a thing for West Point graduates Thank God she grew out of it But wasn't it a thrill? She says lately she feels bored with guys I laugh, she just rolls her eyes And gestures for the bill We're off to an awful start Proudly showing off our purple hearts Comparing battle scars and Who shot who first? Hiking skirts, rolling up our shirtsleeve Who hurt who worse anyway? Anyway Anyway, anyway Who shot who first? Hiking skirts, rolling up our shirtsleeve Who hurt who worse anyway? Who shot who first? Hiking skirts, rolling up our shirtsleeve Who hurt who worse anyway? We're off to an awful start Proudly showing off our purple hearts But maybe this time it won't leave a mark Always showing off our purple hearts