On the far side of the Universe There's a little sphere we call the Earth It's a undiscovered paradise You'll love it here, people are nice We're far from perfect We spend a lot of time Inventing ways to kill each other Still, we think you'll find a lot to love Once you get to know us We have everything you'll ever need The Internet, daytime TV We used to have these things called trees But who needs them? Not you and me We've made mistakes and Many of them are sadly irreversible Still, we think you'll find a lot to love Once you get to know us If you lined up all the broken hearts on Earth They'd form a trail of bread crumbs through the stars Guiding you in your spaceship And provided that you're not too soft and tasty Your arrival might just be the start of a beautiful friendship We're far from perfect And some of us are genocidal maniacs Still, we think you'll find a lot to love Once you get to know us Once you get to know us Once you get to know us Not all that bad Once you get to know us