I fucked up today, I fucked up before I fucked up so much I can't keep track anymore I fucked up on girls, I fucked up this song I fucked up on my sister, my dad, and my mom I fucked up on everyone, I fucked up on me I fucked up with money, and man, nothing is free I fucked up on Letterman, I fucked up on stage I fucked up on time and I fucked up too late But now, I am ready to win I stand on a river, I stand on a stage Hoping for glory, or maybe today Because it's all a mistake and a beautiful mess Like your next door neighbor when you saw him undress And I'll do it forever, do nothing but fail A student of error who can only prevail 'Cause learning is trying and trying is hard When it feels like falling's going to tear you apart But now, I am ready to win Yeah now, I am ready So turn on the house lights, turn to your left Shake hands with someone that you'll probably forget And tell them they're great, tell them they're splendid No matter how all of their fuckups have ended Tell them they're free from whatever happened From all of the haters who need someone to slap them Just go and fuck up, fuck up fucking up Nothing but fucking up, never e-fucking-nough And then you'll be strong, and then you'll be fearless Because you've done it all and your tear ducts are tearless And then you'll remember, there's a fire in your heart A dream in your head, permission to start And from out of the silence you will hear your voice Like a big fucking siren and you won't have a choice And you will stand up, throw caution to the wind And you will scream out that you are ready to win Are you ready? Ready to win ♪ Because everyone's weak, and everyone's drunk And everyone's smart but usually wrong And Rome wasn't built on a fucking cliché And I love you all in the best fucking way Fuck up like a pro, fuck up like a saint Fuck up for the terrified people in wait Because the good things are hard and the hard things are good You know I'd fuck up for you if I could But now, you are ready to win And now, you are ready to win And now, I am ready