And I found a strange tube On the seat of my car It's all full of cream So I put some on my arm And I went downtown All the way downtown And I took out my tube And I spread it all around Dum du dum dum du dum dum du dum Cream Dum du dum dum du dum dumdu dum Cream And I went to your house I saw your mama on the porch She said "hand me my wake board" "Cause my head is kinda sore" And I didn't say nothing Nothings all I said But I gave her some cream For her head instead Dum du dum dum du dum dum du dum Cream Dum du dum Dum du dum Dum du dum Cream And I ran into your sister She said "Whats new?" So I showed her my tube You know, she said "Woohoo" And when I tried to leave She wouldn't let me leave She said "I gotta take a squease" "I gotta se that cream" Dum du dum dum du dum dum du dum Cream Dum du dum dum du dum dum du dum Cream Then I got to your room You were eating pills and drinking juice You said "Hey, whats new?" So I showed you my tube And I put some on you And I put it on me And when they found our bodies All they said was "DEATH CREAM" Dum du dum dum du dum dum du dum Cream Dum du dum dum du dum dum du dum Cream