You're the witches of the Hogwarts Quidditch teams The subject of many wizard's wet dreams You're athletic and sexy You're fit, you're fine So damn hot it should be a crime You can beat the bludger, you can dodge it too Score with the quaffle or not let it through You can fly like the wind, capture the snitch You got mad skills girl You're a hot quidditch witch You're a hot witch Flying high above the pitch Subjugate the competition Make him your bitch You're a hot witch You're a hot witch You're a hot witch Flying on your broom When you walk in the room All the boys go boom You're a hot witch You're a hot witch Known for your talent as well as your looks You're not just sporty; you also read books You've got brains and beauty and power and fame Recognized by your faces and known by name Angelina, Alicia, Demelza and Cho Katie and Ginny No Slytherins though Chasers, beaters, hexing death eaters Keeper, seeker, all the boys are weaker You're a hot witch Flying high above the pitch Subjugate the competition Make him your bitch You're a hot witch You're a hot witch You're a hot witch Fortune and fame They scream your name When you play the game You're a hot witch You're a hot witch You're a hot witch Everybody scream All the boys dream to play on your team You're a hot witch You're a hot witch You can dodge a bludger You can capture the snitch You can score with the quaffle You're a hot quidditch witch You're a hot witch You're a hot witch Chasers, beaters, hexing death eaters Keeper, seeker, all the boys are weaker