Come on Cho Chang, shake your thang
You're the Ravenclaw all the boys wanna bang
(Cho Chang, Cho Chang, let's bang)
Come on Cho Chang, shake your thang
Make all the Slytherin boys say dang
(Dang, girl, back that thing up on me)
Come on Cho Chang, shake your thang
Make all the Gryffindors bark like fang
(Bark like fang when he sniffs your thang)
Come on Cho Chang, shake your thang
Show the Hufflepuffs why the phoenix sang
Break it down
Come on Cho Chang, shake your thang
Show Professor Snape how you skin boomslang
(Boom slang, boom slang, ooh wang)
Come on Cho Chang, shake your thang
All the other girls wanna join your gang
(Gang bang, gang bang, with Cho Chang)
Come on Cho Chang, shake your thang
You're the only girl to wear Cedric's ring
You are an Asian hottie
You know it, so you're snotty
You wanted to get naughty
With little Harry Potty
(Diggory really dug you out)
But Cedric took you to the dance
And afterwards got in your pants
You said he was so good in bed
And that its a shame he's dead
And then you wanted to have babies
With that kid named Roger Davies
I don't care, take any boy
Just keep your hands off Malfoy
Just keep your freakin' hands off Malfoy