Draco Malfoy You've been a very bad boya death eater at sixteen And now you make the girls scream Draco Malfoy You know you make me hot boy I want you to deflower me Like Lavender or Pansy Draco Malfoy You could be my boy toy Play you like exploding snap If I can get down on your lap I love the way you talk With your sexy British drawl I love the way you make Your little house elves crawl I love your grey eyes And your white-blonde hair I love the way you act Like you just don't care Follow me up to the astronomy tower After we're done you might need a cold shower You're the hottest boy in Slytherin You make me go wild With your come hither grin There are things I want to do But I'm afraid it's a sin Let's play quidditch naked And I'll even let you win Draco Malfoy There's no need to be so coy Sadly only Merlin knows What you've got beneath your clothes Draco Malfoy Don't be such a killjoy Why you acting like you're shy I know you're not a modest guy Draco Malfoy You're bad when you're a good boy You snitched about some dragon eggs But can I get between your legs? Draco Malfoy You've been a very sad boy You couldn't kill off Dumbledore Still I want you even more Like the patronus charm I'll be your protection Just as long as you give me affection You're so smart People call you a genius I'll show you mine If you show me your Dark mark On your left arm I'll keep it a secret Like a fidelius charm although you can't catch the snitch You can't deny You're filthy rich So long as you let me scratch that itch I'll be your most devoted witch Draco Malfoy You've been a rather foul boy There ain't no one you wouldn't hex And that makes me just want your sex