If you didn't come to party, I assume you came to brawl And I ain't afraid to cut a witch up in the Great Hall I'll sectumsempra your ass before you even draw your wand I'll make a fool out of you like you that broke wizard Ron If you didn't come to party, why you at the Yule Ball? I'm rollin' three Death Eaters deep like I was Biggie Smalls Gonna crucio your ass if you get up in my face 'Cause if you didn't come to party, you're in the wrong place Pansy thinks she's all that in her frilly pink dress But she looks like a hot, tranny mess I see her rollin' in with Draco But I'm schemin' on her man She's afraid I'm gonna steal him 'Cause she knows I can All I need is five minutes, five minutes with him alone And I'll bet you five sickles he's gonna take me home If you didn't come to party, I assume you came to brawl And I ain't afraid to cut a witch up in the Great Hall I'll sectumsempra your ass before you even draw your wand I'll make a fool out of you like you that broke wizard Ron If you didn't come to party, why you at the Yule Ball? I'm rollin' three Death Eaters deep like I was Biggie Smalls Gonna crucio your ass if you get up in my face 'Cause if you didn't come to party, you in the wrong place Drinkin' gin and pumpkin juice in my silver-chrome cup I'm gonna get real loose, I'm gonna get fucked up Some wizards can't hold their liquor and they get real sloppy If they get much sicker, better go see Madam Poppy Even Snape's a little tipsy And McGonagall is smokin' Trelawny's drinkin' sherry And Dumbledore is tokin' Why you tryna kill my buzz You're a prefect, not a narc Why you gotta call the fuzz? Bitch, I got a Dark Mark If you didn't come to party, I assume you came to brawl And I ain't afraid to cut a witch up in the Great Hall I'll sectumsempra your ass before you even draw your wand I'll make a fool out of you like you that broke wizard Ron If you didn't come to party, why you at the Yule Ball? I'm rollin' three Death Eaters deep like I was Biggie Smalls Gonna crucio your ass if you get up in my face 'Cause if you didn't come to party, you're in the wrong place The boys are feelin' me tonight They're tying to get next to me And we're gonna have an orgy 'Cause we're high on ecstasy If you take Felix Felicis You just may get lucky But you gotta wait in line If you wanna friend me on MySpace Don't you call me a whore 'cause I like to get laid I do this just for fun, I never get paid So if you wanna get with me Don't matter what house you're from So long as you promise me You're gonna make me come With you to the next Yule Ball If you didn't come to party, I assume you came to brawl And I ain't afraid to cut a bitch up in the Great Hall I'll sectumsempra your ass before you even draw your wand I'll make a fool out of you like you that broke wizard Ron If you didn't come to party, why you at the Yule Ball? I'm rollin' three Death Eaters deep like I was Biggie Smalls Gonna crucio your ass if you get up in my face 'Cause if you didn't come to party, you're in the wrong place