Yeah, do you, do you know what happened?
I, I was in law school, right?
We were, I went through the mock trial, did really good
And then the chief judge said, "Before I give you guys your
Your bar license, I need you to come up with a slogan"
And I was like, "Fuck yeah, I got it"
It's just gonna be simple, right?
It's gonna be just, "Kevin Shaw, attorney at law", right?
Do you know how it came out, you know how it came out of my mouth?
How?
"Kevin Law, FUCK"
Call Kevin Shaw, attorney at law, he will get you off
Call Kevin Shaw, every case he will win 'em all
Call Kevin Shaw (fuck, fuck)
Call Kevin Shaw, call Kevin Shaw (fuck)
Attorney at law
415-2656-5367, you know who this is
Call Kevin Shaw (fuck, fuck)
Call Kevin Shaw, call Kevin Shaw (fuck)
Attorney at law
Have you ever gone and hit a jewelry store?
Oh no, Chief Snow's in the know, now you gotta go
Goin' 99 in a 35, in a stolen ride
Now your ass has gotta go and fuckin' hide
But you get caught, now you pissed off
But you get one call, so that best be Kevin Shaw
And you won't need to wait, 'cause he's never fuckin' late
Speeding down to Mission Row, in his Audi R8
Hypothalamously
(It's shut the fuck up Friday, cuh)
(It's shut the fuck up Friday, cuh)
Hypothalamously
(It's shut the fuck up Friday, cuh)
(It's shut the fuck up Friday, cuh)
Call Kevin Shaw, attorney at law, he will get you off
Call Kevin Shaw, every case he will win 'em all
Call Kevin Shaw (fuck, fuck)
Call Kevin Shaw, call Kevin Shaw (fuck)
Attorney at law
415-2656-5367, you know who this is
Call Kevin Shaw (fuck, fuck)
Call Kevin Shaw, call Kevin Shaw (fuck)
Attorney at law
Yeah, Outto-Tune Tyrone
Now remember, you always have the right to shut the fuck up
Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of Shaw
You have the right to an attorney
If you can't afford one, you're fucked
'Cause Kevin Shaw's an expensive muthafucka, cuh
Cop Killa Records, we out here