Homer wrote this!
Hello?
Who is this?
Who you wanna speak to?
You?
Wait, hold on, what, who, what is it?
My name is Quan!
Ok my name is Stephanie!
I was going through my old man's phone
Just a few minutes ago
Cause see I got the code and
And what ya find?
I came across all these text messages
From this number
Talkin' back and for with him and
Alright then?
I gather in the text messages that
You and him been having relations
But I'm here to tell you that I'm his wife!
And?
And that's gonna stop right now!
I know you don't understand but listen!
If you ever get a husband
Maybe you will understand
Mmm really?
Ten years, 2 kids, a family
Is what I gave this man!
That has nothing to do with me!
You can lose his number
That's what you better do!
Oh really?
I ain't too old to get in my car and pull up on you!
Girl you better go on!
I know this here, is just something for you to do
I'm not trying to hear nothin right now!
I got too much invested
And I don't mind getting' arrested!
Call the police then!
He may be your play thing
But this is my man!
No he's my man!
I ain't lettin him go that easy
I ain't sharing
Trust me you don't have to worry about sharing!
He may be your play thing
Ooh
But this is my man
Girl you done fooled ya self
I ain't lettin him go that easy
Is that right
I ain't sharing
Hold on
Let me put you on the speaker phone
So I can talk to you!
No disrespect but who you talking to
I'm talkin' to you!
If you had your thing together
He'd be there with you all the time!
You don't know what's going on over here!
To get love from you
He says he has to beg
Never that!
You won't even wash no clothes
Is that what he said?
You won't even scramble no eggs!
Hmmm
He don't have to decide
Because he's gonna be with me!
That ain't gonna happen
Going by what he's been sayin
You the only one that's been playing
He may be your play thing
But this my man
I ain't lettin him go that easy
I ain't sharing
He may be your play thing
But this is my man
I ain't lettin him go that easy
I ain't sharing
You think ya number one
But your really number two
Yes you are
You can stop calling this phone
You better stop it
Cause he don't wanna be with you
He may be your play thing
But this is my man
He's my man
I ain't lettin him go that easy
I ain't sharing
He may be your play thing
He's my man
But this is my man
That man is mine
I ain't lettin him go that easy
I ain't sharing
He's my man
Whoo he's my man
He is my man
No he is not yours he's mine
He's my man
He belongs to me
My, my, my man
He's my man
Whoo
That's my baby
He's mine, he's mine, he's mine
You can't have him
He's my man
He is my man