Do you have the time to listen to me whine About nothin' and everything all at once? I am one of those melodramatic fools Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it Sometimes I give myself the creeps Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps addin' up, I think I'm crackin' up Am I just paranoid, am I just stoned? I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams She says it's lack of sex that's bringin' me down I went to a whore, he said my life's a bore So quit my whining 'cause it's bringin' her down Sometimes I give myself the creeps Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps addin' up, I think I'm crackin' up Am I just paranoid? Yeah, yeah, yeah Go, go Grasping to control So I better hold on Sometimes I give myself the creeps Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps addin' up, I think I'm crackin' up Am I just paranoid, am I just stoned?