From the San Diego Freeway To the mouth of Mexico I bailed out on the bachelor party They all warned me not to go But I was so showered up in champagne That I really wasn't scared That's why I'm nowhere So then I walked across the border Taxi driver take me where There are spirits of the carnival And danger in the air But there's a back door confrontation When the stranger greets you there Welcome to nowhere I remember this place from an old postcard But I never remember a sky so dark Or a town full of shadows and topless bars And bars So don't forget to tell my family Don't forget to tell my love That I'm stuck in Tijuana Got rolled over in a club They stole my cash, ID and credit card No surprise, nobody cares Alone and nowhere I remember this place from an old nightmare But when I opened my eyes I was still there Nowhere to go, not a dime to spare To spare Well, Lord some day I'll shake this shadow And some day I'll break this curse When my soul sails through the ceiling And I'm the guest star in a hearse But until then I'll continue Doing exactly as I dare That's why I'm nowhere-->