Well I woke up and I'm twenty-five And I've got a funny feeling It's about time I start separating the laundry by the color I've lost some friends and some jewelry too There's vegetables in the fridge that won't get used And my mom's sick of me asking her if I've lost my mind And maybe it's time I drive to New York City Or buy a van and live like a hippie Or maybe I just need a new tattoo Oh good god I don't have a clue I'm kind of sad but I'm happy too And all I know is I'm not alright But it's fine These are just the consequences Of being twenty-five And still alive What a surprise I'm twenty-five And still alive What a surprise And I needed to feel something the other day So I drove twenty minutes for cafe au lait And then I walked the aisles at the grocery store Then I thought Awe hell I should write it all down The words in my head that I don't want around But I got distracted by the strangers in my phone I think I need to hit the road And drive to New York City Or buy a van and live like a hippie Or maybe I just need a new tattoo Oh good god I don't have a clue I'm kind of sad but I'm happy too And all I know is I'm not alright But it's fine These are just the consequences Of being twenty-five And still alive What a surprise I'm twenty-five And still alive What a surprise And maybe it's time