Welcome to the tea party You wanna be my VIP? You didn't RSVP But that's okay, that's okay Welcome to the tea party You wanna be my VIP? When I'm all steamed up Hear me shout Tip me over, and pour me out Your appetite is whet I've got the table set Don't get your dribble on my T-t-t-table yet I've got the goodies baked Got more than you can take Just try a nibble of my biscuits And my rainbow cake Let's be traditional And unconditional Elbows down Pinkies up That's the way you sip my cup Welcome to the tea party You wanna be my VIP? You didn't RSVP But that's okay, that's okay Welcome to the tea party You wanna be my VIP? When I'm all steamed up Hear me shout Tip me over, and pour me out Try not to move too fast You know dessert comes last I'm a lady, futhermucker Try to show some class Down to the last cup We keep it boiling hot We keep the party moving till we drink the last drop Let's be traditional And unconditional Elbows down Pinkies up That's the way you sip my cup Welcome to the tea party You wanna be my VIP? You didn't RSVP But that's okay, that's okay Welcome to the tea party You wanna be my VIP? When I'm all steamed up Hear me shout Tip me over, and pour me out I know this night is like no other And you're not just a lover (You're porcelain in a paper cup world) (Tip me over an pout me out) I know it's only getting better As long as we're together (You're porcelain in a paper cup world) (Tip me over an pour out) I know this night is like no other And you're not just a lover (You're porcelain in a paper cup world) Welcome to the tea party You wanna be my VIP? You didn't RSVP But that's okay, that's okay Welcome to the tea party You wanna be my VIP? When I'm all steamed up Hear me shout Tip me over, and pour me out (Out, out, out, out)