Now here I am with you I never wanted babies I know they're kinda cute I never wanted marriage But here I am with you We love to live in chaos There's nothin' in our way Our love is deep but fragile No fake grass, no fake friends That's our plan, yeah, that's our future dance No pretend, no safe end That's our plan, no circumstance I-I don't want suburbia I don't need routines and lies I hope you know that I know You are the love of my life But I-I-I can't be, no Stepford wife Just let me talk this through So if we had a baby You'd love that more than me? What if I'm way too lazy For the Mom-Olympic team? Will we still be romantic? Will I still get my sleep? Will you be less pedantic? No fake grass, no fake friends That's our plan, yeah, that's our future dance No pretend, no safe end That's our plan, no circumstance I-I don't want suburbia I don't need routines and lies I hope you know that I know You are the love of my life But I-I-I can't be, no Stepford wife, oh-ooh ♪ What if I change my mind and want one (one) But then I can't have none? Would you leave me then? (Hmm) What if I don't want the things I'm supposed to want? What then? But what if I do in the end? ♪ I-I don't want suburbia (no-no) I don't need routines and lies (I don't need, no lies) I hope you know that I know (I know) You are the love of my life But I-I-I can't be, no Stepford wife (oh, no) I hope you know that I know (ooh) You are the love of my life But I-I-I can't be, no Stepford wife