I got drunk in time for the wedding And bypassed the church for the trees The snowfall was out of control The cold weather got the best of me And I'm lost in the woods And the hair of the dog is going down like Wilderness medicine for something so terminally wild Well I've abandoned the war on machine Surrendered to the self check-out line To bag up whats left of my shame In the event that my cards all decline There's and over draft bite coming in like a rattler And discounted wilderness medicine Theres something so terminally wild You can tell 'em you tried To trade in my red river blues and wet Tennis shoes for good leather boots and a life So the next time you loose be in the woods There'll be no further blame on the night Still drinking on that wildreness medicine For something so terminally wild Drinking on that wilderness medicine For something so terminally wild To trade in my red river blues and wet Tennis shoes for good leather boots and a life So the next time you loose be in the wood There'll be no further blame on the night I wanna trade in my red river Red river