When I come slithering through your window You better hope you're not alone Cause then I'm gonna go down in the kitchen To bend every spoon you own I'm gonna unplug all your outlets Gonna run through your living room with a gorilla suit on I'm gonna crumple up all your outfits And cut the cord to your iron with your Prada shoes on I'll lock the doors up in the back And dump a bucket full of rats I really hope it'll be enough To feed the snakes in your bath But I hope you know I'll never do so There's not a universe where you were ever worth my time And maybe that's why I haven't even given you an fair chance To try and change my mind In the end you know it's true It's not my fault you lose Cuz turning your back won't change the fact that You're old news Is that what you were born to be? I'd be cranky too if I were you I would never cause you pain Just wanna inconvenience you When I come slithering through your window You better hope you're not alone Cause then I'm gonna go down in the kitchen To bend every spoon you own I'm gonna unplug all your outlets Gonna run through your living room with a gorilla suit on I'm gonna crumple up all your outfits And cut the cord to your iron with your Prada shoes on I wanna watch you open a present Can you guess what's in the box? What is it? Expired coupons