Back in '82 I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile Are you serious? I'm dead serious A lotta y'all sound like Uncle Rico Like, "Hey it's nice to meet y'all I was the shit back in high school Used could throw the pigskin a quarter mile Now I'm flipping bricks, but it's kinda stale I don't wanna talk about it" A lotta y'all speak like Uncle Rico Like, "Bro you shoulda seen me I was getting bitches back in preschool! But now the game's played out Like, I don't even partake now If coach had put me in in fourth quarter We'd have made it out" I'm more on my shit now than I ever been I'm so over fitting in If I ain't ever practice then I'd never win And what'd there be to celebrate? Trust me I'm just tryna see another day Don't bite more than I chew Don't make a list longer than I'm willing to pray If I can't recite it back to God then it shouldn't be up on my brain It's more than numbers left for me to calculate I can't make my feelings change Every single thought up in my head could come from demons man So I must make 'em meet their fate It's more than confidence left to be regained I left a lot up in the ceiling man I never thought I'd see the day Everyone would seem to change I ain't seen it yet but I been seeking prayers like they'll seize my day Everybody needs a change A lotta y'all sound like Uncle Rico Like, "Hey it's nice to meet y'all I was the shit back in high school Used could throw the pigskin a quarter mile Now I'm flipping bricks, but it's kinda stale I don't wanna talk about it" A lotta y'all speak like Uncle Rico Like, "Bro you shoulda seen me I was getting bitches back in preschool! But now the game's played out Like, I don't even partake now If coach had put me in in fourth quarter We'd have made it out" A lotta y'all sound like Uncle Rico It's a lot of y'all that sound like Uncle Rico A lotta y'all sound like Uncle Rico It's a lotta y'all that sound like Uncle Rico Hahahahaaa Shit funny Hell, if couch woulda put me in fourth quarter We'd have been state champions, no doubt No doubt in my mind You better believe things woulda been different I'd have gone pro in a heartbeat I'd be making millions of dollars And living in a big old mansion somewhere You know, soaking it up In a hot tub with my soul mate