(One, two) (One two three four) Rang in the New Year With Auld Lang Syne Ring in the New Year With old anxieties, oh woe is me Oh woes is me, oh woe, oh woe is me Now you were asking how I've been doing Now I'm pretending I wasn't just cryin' I'm not a Leo so why am I lyin'? I ain't a hero, but I'm surviving Every bad thing that happens Just makes me tough Try to be more positive But I've got B negative pumping through my blood B negative in my blood Today Didn't go like it should Aimless In my neighborhood 'Cause I don't feel too well Got hit by a car in front of Taco Bell Then they Drove off And someone called the cops That cop gave me a lollipop A consolation prize for a total loss Every bad thing that happens Just makes me tough (tough) Try to be more positive But I've got B negative pumping through my blood B negative in my blood Every bad thing that happens Just makes me tough (tough tough tough tough tough) Try to be more positive But I've got B negative pumping through my blood B negative in my blood B negative in my blood Try to be more positive but I've B negative in my blood (Bailing out) It's a coming of errors The world don't play fair It'll gouge out your eyes and pull at your hair It's a coming of errors Nobody cares Do you like who you are When nobody's there? It's a coming Of errors