I get embarrassed talking punk rock with my parents
Everybody's having kids
I'm still ripping basement gigs
This stopped being cute
After I turned 22
Oh my god my dreams are dumb
I'm way too old to act so young
Will this be fun when I'm 41?
Oh my god, here it comes
Hell yeah I'm scared
Of my choice between two nightmares
At my desk or on the road
Either way I'll die alone
'Cause
I don't wanna be 40
Singing songs about getting drunk at prom
I don't wanna be 40
With a weird relationship with my Dad and Mom
I don't wanna be 40
With the only way to express my feelings
Is through shitty four chord pop punk songs
But
I don't wanna be 40
Saying what the hell am I doing at my job
I don't wanna be 40
With the HOA on my shit for not mowing my lawn
I don't wanna be 40
Feeling like I never got to do a god damn thing I want
But
I don't wanna be 40
Singing songs about getting drunk at prom
I don't wanna be 40
With a weird relationship with my Dad and Mom
I don't wanna be 40
With the only way to express my feelings
Is through shitty four chord pop punk songs
But
I don't wanna be 40
Saying what the hell am I doing at my job
I don't wanna be 40
With the HOA on my shit for not mowing my lawn
I don't wanna be 40
Standing on my boat and screaming at the top of my lungs
That I never got to do
Anything I want
I never got to do
Anything I want
I never got to do
Anything I want
I never got to do
Anything I want