I'm the Usain Bolt of running from my problems I never go home 'cause those people know who I am I like getting drunk 'cause it makes me feel more charming I haven't been myself since the election When life was easy the music was harsh Now I wanna escape 'Cause life is hard All I ever listen to When I get inside my car All I want is shallow pop songs All I talk about is the weather Are hot dogs sandwiches, or subs, or neither? I wanna just talk about movies I dislike I'd rather not talk about anything in my life When life was easy the music was harsh Now I wanna escape 'Cause life is hard All I ever listen to When I get inside my car All I want is shallow pop songs (Yeah) And the last text I sent to him Was about the movie 'Avatar' And how dumb I thought The central themes are Like it's reject technology Accept nature's beauty Except the whole damn movie Was to promote the new kind of 3D Hey Mike (hey hey hey hey) Aren't I a genius? Hey Mike (hey hey hey hey) Aren't I brilliant? Hey Mike (hey hey hey hey) Come on man Why aren't you responding? ♪ All I want is shallow pop songs All I want is shallow pop songs (yeah yeah yeah) All I want is shallow pop songs All I want