Gay bar at closing time The music stops, up come the lights The cloak of darkness lifts it's veil Gathering for a sidewalk sale Back and forth through the smoky space Making circles around the place Desperation, it's getting late Last chance is the sidewalk sale Don't want to go home alone But how low will you go? The cream is gone, the dregs prevail Tough choices at the sidewalk sale That guy's really not that bad But if it was earlier, it'd be kinda sad Make your move, don't delay Gotta be quick at the sidewalk sale That guy's giving you a sexy look Be better off curled up with a book He's gettin' fresh, but looking stale Slim pickings at the sidewalk sale Don't want to go home alone But how low will you go? Self-respect is about to fail Feeling pathetic at the sidewalk sale Looking for someone you'll never forget More likely find someone you'll regret Think it's time to hit the trail Gonna pass on the sidewalk sale