I wore my leather chaps to the Eagle
The bouncer said, "Queen, you aren't legal."
So I said, "No really, I'm 29
And if you let me in, I can do you from behind."
The bouncer said, "Boy, you wanna top me?
I'm huge and hairy, can't you see?"
"Just drop your pants, Sir," I insisted
"You're not the only bear I fisted."
You say I'm limp-wristed
But you're not the only bear I fisted! You say I'm limp-wristed
But you're not the only bear I fisted!
I wore my vinyl suit to the Cock
Some guy said I looked like Dr. Spock
That flaming trekkie was cute but snotty
So I said, "Bend over and I'll beam you up, Scotty."
He looked at my crotch and said, "You don't have the power,
You must live long to prosper from a golden shower."
I said, "Don't get your boxers twisted,
You're not the only bear I fisted."
You say I'm limp-wristed
But you're not the only bear I fisted! You say I'm limp-wristed
But you're not the only bear I fisted!
I wore my skinny jeans to the Phoenix
Some furry guy said, "You don't have a penis."
"Sure I do, but whatever, let's not talk semantics
Take off your clothes and I'll get my hand slick."
So he took out his dick and I said, "No, turn around."
And I got out a glove and lube by the pound.
He growled and he roared and his glasses got misted.
He's not the only bear I fisted.