I met a boy at a potluck brunch Sipping on dumpster Hawaiian punch He was a vegan with a heart of kale He kissed my neck and began to wail: "Do it yourself Dumpster dive Eat that strawberry, you'll survive Do it yourself Dumpster dive Eat that muffin, eat me alive" He wore stolen Converse and liked The Clash I'd never eaten out of the trash He offered me his beans and roots I helped myself to his gluten-free glutes Do it yourself Dumpster dive Eat that strawberry, you'll survive Do it yourself Dumpster dive Eat that muffin, eat me alive On seventh avenue I showed him my bagel We sat by a fountain and I read him some Hegel And then we dumpstered lots of schmear By Christopher Street, along the pier Do it yourself Dumpster dive Eat that strawberry, you'll survive Do it yourself Dumpster dive Eat that muffin, eat me alive I searched through his junk like a detective I woke up in an anarchist collective Something I ate made me glow in the dark Beware of picnics in Prospect Park Do it yourself Dumpster dive Eat that strawberry, you'll survive Do it yourself Dumpster dive Eat that muffin, eat me alive Eat that muffin, eat me alive Eat that muffin, eat me alive Cha cha cha