Oh, mairzy doats and doazy doats and little lamzey-divey A kiddely-divey too, wouldn't you? Mairzy doats and doazy doats and little lamzey-divey A kiddely-divey too, wouldn't you? If the weirds sound queer, (Hi Connie!) and funny to your ear A little bit jumbled and jivey Say "Mares eat oats" And "Does eat oats" And "Little lambs eat ivy" Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you? A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you? (I never tried) Everybody dance! Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy A kid'll eat ivy too. (Interrupted) Not... not yet Connie... it's coming up though Oh... I was so excited One, two, three, four. Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you? (Good for you?) Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you? (It's good for goats!) If the weirds sound queer, and funny to your ear A little bit jumbled and jivey Say "Mares eat oats" "Does eat oats" And "Little lambs eat ivy" Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you? (Chocolate-covered!) Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you?