It's hard to hold on to a friend 'Cause people change and nothing stays the same And you can never tell when A trusted peer will became weird I haven't really talked to John since he Started wearing socks with his Birkernstocks I made memories with Stephan but I said Enough of that when he said the Earth was flat But you would never do that 'Cause you're my friend Till the end You're the tic to my tac toe Unless you go full juggalo I still miss Theodore But he betrayed me when he went gluten free I got along with Eleanor But I walked away when she joined Mary Kay But you'd never do me that way 'Cause you're my friend Till the end You're the tae to my kwan-do Unless you croak as we sing this note You're my friend Till the end