Naked No, oh, oh, I can't take it. No, oh you'll never ever see me naked (Blippity blop blop) When I was a baby I was born unclothed I cry cry cried cause my wee-wee was exposed (waaah!) When I take a shower I wear bathing suits So if somebody barge in they won't see my fruits (Banana!) I won't go to the doctor to turn and cough 'Cause before you turn and cough you gotta take your undies off I got a birthmark on my bum I'd rather no one see It looks like a cave drawing of Judge Judy (Guilty!) Naked No, oh, oh, I can't take it. No, oh you'll never ever see me naked (Zip a dee-do-dah) You won't see me naked over my dead body And when I die don't perform an autopsy (Scalpel!) 'Cause I'm pretty sure you have to be naked for those And in that case my cause of death I'd rather not know (Measles) You'll never see me naked, trust me bro 'Cause clothes is what separates us from the animals Well that and perhaps self-consciousness But what is consciousness if not knowing to wear pants Naked No, oh, oh, I can't take it. No, oh you'll never ever see me naked (Blippity bloppity chitty chitty bang bang)