If I had another me Think of all the wonderful things Us two could do as we Like a perfectly matched Arm wrestling match That ends with us falling asleep I'd hang out with him just to see How annoying I could be Or look at parts of my body That I've never really seen If I had another me If us had another we There's no doubt our lives would be At least two times more amazing But I'd probably start to hate the way His voice sounds after time And he'd likely use his DNA To frame me for a crime Maybe having another me Isn't all I thought it'd be I think I'll eventually have to murder me There can only be one me There shouldn't be another we Or i would dismember me And bury me under a tree If I had another me