And now, the world premiere of how a cat wasted his nine lives. Looking down from heaven, I see my flat carcass in front a seven-eleven. Wish I could say it was the first time, But I'm a cat, so in terms of lives she's had nine. The first time I died as I remember, I landed on my feet, but it was into a blender; Next life my fancy feast cans has something in him, The really fancy thing was botulism; Took life trhee easy napping on some jeans, The problem was the jeans were in a washing machine. Don't feel sorry for me, I've had nine times the life that you could ever dream. Life four! I became a pillow on Pinterest. Life five! I died from sheer disinterest. Life six! Had the urge to fell the lava on my whiskers. Life seven! Chased a bird into a wood chipper. Life eight! Donated my guts for tennis rackets. But turns out that don't even use cat guts, can you put that in brackets? We add it in post! I hope this song wasn't a drag, I just had to let this cat out of the bag.