Oh, Schno! I can't watch things based on true events 'Cause I'll get trapped on Wikipedia (ooh) Eight hours readin' about Fred Hampton I've been trapped on Wikipedia (ooh) Don't set me free I need to know all about the Great Stink Oh, why would I ever go to sleep? When I can become a scholar of the Manx Loaghtan sheep? (They're native to the Isle of Man) (One second, let's see what the Isle of Man is) I can't watch things that are fictional 'Cause I'll get trapped on Wikipedia Six hours learnin' about Coleman Trebor Yeah, I've been trapped on Wikipedia Ooh, I don't care if you disapprove I'll be an expert on Yarael Poof Oh, what would I stop to eat dinner for? When I'm studying the Purge of Mandalore? You might think that readin' all these facts Have made me the smartest man on the planet But in a couple days, I'll forget anyway And be back on Wikipedia, damn it (damn it) I can't walk around and look at things at all 'Cause I'll be trapped on Wikipedia (ooh) Ten hours later and I'm on Charles de Gaulle Yeah, I've been trapped on Wikipedia (ooh) Just let me be, I'm sightseein' in Tuscany Oh, I'll never go to sleep 'Til I can tell a dugong from a manatee I cannot function in the world today Because I'm trapped on Wikipedia (ooh)