The acoustics in the bathroom are so beautiful The acoustics in the bathroom are so grand Whoever first built restrooms with reflective tiles Deserves a quite enthusiastic hand You're right. The acoustics in the bathroom are quite useful When I've got time to kill and whistle a little tune Whoever is responsible for making us sound better Deserves some bright and colorful balloons Oh, this could've been a boring place, carpeted and beauted But it's a reasuring place, full of the sound of music The acoustics in the bathroom are more perfect Than the Opera House or even Carnegie Hall Why should I go to see a Rihanna concert When I can sing inside a bathroom stall? Whoever was the architect to set such a lovely precedent Deserves a statue eighteen stories tall