Lovely day for it, how do you do? And we just had to pay for it out of the truth But who can remember? So who'd really care? Exactly how all of the bodies got there With a hop and a skip and the pop of a pill We will all be forgiven for all that we've killed And we've never been happier (but we've never been happier) No, we'll never be happier (no, we'll never be happier) A brilliant day is dawning A million smiles are forming Our shimmering isles are all enthralled No, there's nothing like conforming Perish the thought of mourning Did you ignore the warnings? All negative thoughts abhorred My Lord! Did you take your Joy this morning? Ask anybody in Wellington Wells They'll tell you it's terribly swell Delirious denizens dwell where there's nary a speck between heaven and hell They say that the empire fell Oh, but you never could tell! You say you remember it well? You'd better forget it or else! Why try to better yourself? Reach for the medical shelf Just take your medicine, death and the pestilence melt into pleasant locales Another rebellion quelled Dust off your suspenders and belts It's horrendous to dwell, so remember how splendid it felt to surrender yourself The roses we grow have a terrible smell It's a Joy It's a Joy (it's a Joy) It's a Joy (it's a Joy) To be among we happy few It's a Joy It's a Joy (it's a Joy) It's a Joy (it's a Joy) Well, well, welcome to Wellington Wells! Hear the tintinnabulations of the resonant bells As every resident tells you when they gush about our little town No need to rush, hush, you're welcome to settle down! Better not let me down You're not a Downer, are you? Get off the bench and quell that frown right now, Keanu! Try not to make a scene, let's keep this place serene Unless you want a cricket bat print in the place your face had been! Don't be concerned, that was just a little bitter lyric The world in which you live is every little bit idyllic Because if we even sniff discontent, we're quick to kill it Ahem, please forgive my sense of humour, I'm a wit; satiric They call me Uncle Jack, I'm bringing jungle back Dropping silver tongue twisting numbers on your mumble rap Now be my guest and enjoy your day And don't forget to keep ingesting your Joy all day Not a frown to be found in our haven from gloom It's astounding what our medication can do As our town's burning down in a rainbow of hues Even the sky wouldn't dare to be blue It's a Joy (it's a Joy) It's a Joy (it's a Joy) It's a Joy (it's a Joy) To be among we happy few It's a Joy It's a Joy (it's a Joy) It's a Joy (it's a Joy) I've found a Downer! Hunt him down! Surround the bounder! Drown him! Ground him into powder! Then head down to the ground for a round of rounders! (Hooray!) If you're caught in a rotten, improper mood We'll stop at nothing to swaddle and coddle you Throttle and bottle you, Bobby will cudgel you Into the pond 'til your body is otter food Quarter you, jauntily torture you Until you've thought all the thoughts that we order you Sporting a jollier point of view If you're not enjoying it, what is the point of you? We've just the thing to stop the rabble, it's Grin, pop some tablets No matter what the matter is Sins forgot. Fabulous Cast off with the ardent misfits Lamenting the garden districts So throw your doses in the bin History's made by those who grin The fact is you can't react not knowing what REDACTED No need to grieve if you can't see diseases we've REDACTED Happiness and truth, we simply view them through a lens, REDACTED Life's a breeze when you can leave uneasy deeds REDACTED (I'm happy) (I'm happy) (I'm happy!) It's a Joy It's a Joy It's a Joy To be among we happy few It's a Joy It's a Joy It's a Joy It's a Joy It's a Joy It's a Joy To be among we happy few It's a Joy (it's a Joy) It's a Joy (it's a Joy) And we've never been happier No, we've never been happier