Do you smoke? Do you drink?
Do your armpits tend to stink?
Why'd you dye your messy hair?
Do you change your underwear?
Sorry, we should really go
We were here to see a show
Meeting you's been such a treat!
Yo, your dad is super sweet!
Maybe... I wasn't clear
You two... are staying here
Tell me... about your work?
You gotta job your little jerk?
Boyfriend (spoken):
Yeah about that
(Boyfriend):
No. Sir, i'm still in school
Learning... is pretty cool!
One day... with my degree-
You'll never be as good as me!
[Part is sung Simultaneously between the
Boyfriend and dad]
Do you spit or pick your nose?
Own a gun? Wear women's clothes?
Suck your thumb or bite your nails?
Get beaten up by alpha males?
Listen, lady...
Call me Mom
-Normally i'm much more calm
But tonight i'm on a date
So all these questions gotta wait
Got any moles or warts?
Rashes of any sort?
Do you eat human meat?
Suckle at the devil's teat?
What does... that even mean!?
I'm just... a normal teen!
Do you know the muffin man!?
-Or have a Roth retirement plan?
[Part is sung Simultaneously between the
Boyfriend and Mom and Dad]
Please give your perspective
On modern non-objective art!
Sorry, no thanks... I gotta be frank
That we're due to depart...
Do you have tattoos?
What size are the shoes your wearing?
We need to know, has your
Appendix been removed?
[Part is sung Simultaneously between the
Boyfriend and Mom and Dad]
Mom, Dad... since you've shown up
Things have... really blown up!
Look at me! I'm a grown up!
I can make my own decisions!
Dad and Mom:
Girlfriend, don't be silly
Do you think he's really
Good enough for you?
Is this the best you can do?
Sure, he's... not drop-dead gorgeous
Smells like old spice and oranges
I don't really mind
Plus they say that love is blind
Dad and Mom:
Does he... brush twice a day?
Eat gluten... soy, eggs, or whey?
See, you don't even know!
This dumb kid has got to go!
[Part is sung simultaneously between the
Girlfriend and Mom and Dad]
[Part is sung simultaneously between all
Characters]
Friday Night!