Being hurt by a man child is so annoying
Cuz like what are you even supposed to say
That holds the same weight as the way they hurt you, like
I hope you never get a PS5
And if you do, I hope that shit dies
I hope your Bionicles break
Now do you understand my pain
May you never win another match in Clash of Clans
May they call you sussy baka in Among Us, man
Thought you're the real pog champ now you hurt me bad
But you don't care, no fair, fuck it, I'mma say it then
I hope your chicken nuggies get soggy
I hope your gummy sharks get hard
I hope your chicken nuggies get so soggy
And you lose your favorite Pokemon card
Man this sucks
I thought it was gonna be different this time
I thought you were different
Ugh whatever
I hope you never find volume 28 of Berserk
Woulda bought it for ya if you hadn't been a real jerk
Now I hope you get kicked out the Dnd crew
You know those Funko Pops won't retain their market value
May the alt girls roll their eyes that you're a Marvel stan
May there never be a season 3 of One Punch Man
Mm actually wait I - I actually really wanted to see season three
I hope your chicken nuggies get soggy
I hope your gummy sharks get hard
I hope your chicken nuggies get so soggy
And you lose your favorite Pokemon card
So this is what it takes
For me to explain
My pain no I'm not a game not a phase
Anime girl I'm not a fucking Beyblade
I hope your chicken nuggies get soggy
I hope your gummy sharks get hard
I hope your chicken nuggies get so soggy
And you lose your favorite Pokemon card
So yeah um some people might think I'm being harsh for no reason
Maybe I'm just dramatic uh
Or maybe, maybe - maybe you're just a big meanie
You're - you're not invited to my - my next birthday party
Ugh