Please allow me to intervene With a warning most frightening At any moment you just may be A hapless victim of poisoning Arsenic at your picnic Strychnine in your red wine You might ingest unknowingly Something strange in your coffee At any moment there just may be A dash of venom in your cup of tea Hemlock at your potluck Nightshade in your lemonade Organs failing one by one Shallow breaths and then there's none A pinch of this, a dash of that Will have you lying lifeless on your back It only takes a bite Then you will not last through the night A dose of this, a drop of that You will turn green then quickly fade to black Please be cautious with Hors D'oeuvres For you don't know what you are served An ingredient most disturbed Will send you home in the back of a hearse Cyanide by the seaside Mandrake in your pound cake You might consume mistakenly Bleach, lead, paint, or mercury Even fruit can be most deadly Just one bite and you're six foot deep Anthrax in your lunch sack Laudanum in your chewing gum Organs failing one by one Shallow breaths and then there's none A pinch of this, a dash of that Will have you lying lifeless on your back It only takes a bite Then you will not last through the night A dose of this, a drop of that You will turn green then quickly fade to black I plead you heed this cautionary tale How your life could quickly be derailed If done correct you certainly won't detect a thing That's the heart in the art of poisoning It takes a single blink to stop and think Before you dive into your food or drink If you dare to not beware of enemies They might conceive your final tragedy Organs failing one by one Shallow breaths and then there's none A pinch of this, a dash of that Will have you lying lifeless on your back It only takes a bite Then you will not last through the night A dose of this, a drop of that You will turn green then quickly fade to black