I'm uncool I'm the Urkel to everyone's Bill Murray I've been broke in every sense of the word And I keep chasing my next high score Issues galore I'm a walking-talking magazine We all know that nobody reads What's the use in words when they don't even understand me? Da da da da Da da da da da da Da da da da da da Da da da da And I've earned so many stripes that I've turned one shade I'm afraid Cause I'm haunted by ghosts from my past Every day is the same as the last I keep having my scene stolen But I keep rolling even though there's very little going for me Everyone's ignoring everything I say Cause I want love like that You make it look easy You make it look easy I want love like that You make it look easy You make it look easy Da da da da Da da da da da da Da da da da da da Da da da da I'm uncool I'm the Urkel to everyone's Bill Murray I've been broke in every sense of the word I'm uncool I'm the Urkel to everyone's Bill Murray And that's alright with me Cause I'm a walking-talking magazine We all know that nobody reads What's the use in words when nobody understands me? What's the point in trying to be someone that I can't be? I want love like that You make it look easy You make it look easy I want love like that You make it look easy You make it look easy I want love like that You make it look easy You make it look easy I want love like that You make it look easy You make it look easy