Livin' in the moonlight Lookin' at the hills, but the hills don't shine right Lookin' at her nose, but the shit don't blow right Gesundheit Your mom says "You can change your face, but the pain won't go away" Addicted to the fame, but the fame is momentarily Reality The creeps are crawling up to the doorways They're dying to find out what's inside The creeps are always posting their photos To show off what they're lacking inside There is no such thing as love in LA Plastic people don't got nothing to say They're judging me, I'm judging you We ain't got nothing else to do Thеre's no such thing as love in LA Livin' on Melrosе in motel rooms Up all night drinkin' 'til the day shows With the B-list and the C-list And the demons comin' 'til I see shit On a private jet But you can't afford your rent Gettin' high with fake friends 'Cause that's all you got The creeps are crawling up to the doorways They're dying to find out what's inside The creeps are always posting their photos To show off what they're lacking inside There is no such thing as love in LA Plastic people don't got nothing to say They're judging me, I'm judging you We ain't got nothing else to do There's no such thing as love in LA I'm late for my own premiere Maybe I should leave, my dear I don't feel a thing out here But it seems to me that the demons of the city Wanna keep me here They wanna keep me here There is no such thing as love in LA Plastic people don't got nothing to say They're judging me, I'm judging you We ain't got nothing else to do There's no such thing as love in LA I said there's no such thing as love in LA I said there's no such thing as love in LA