My girl loves me for my TV Stays in shape on the rowing machine Every Friday night, we fuck on the floor I don't know what I would do without her ♪ She's in no rush, using my toothbrush Fifty-dollar bill floating in the washing machine Szechuan string beans, crab rangoon, honey I can't eat Happy Family by myself ♪ No rise and shine, baby's on beach time Hand-me-down hatchback came sandcrabs-insured Coppertone caked on, self-help shelf all summer I don't know how I might make out without her