I walk into an empty room I thought there'd be at least balloons Girl looks at me, says: Who the hell is she? I think I'm having trouble adjusting ♪ I leave your house at 10 a.m. Shower and shave hairy armpits I make some toast and go to work Oh God, it hurts, trouble adjusting How am I to do it again If I can't recall how it was in the beginning? I was over there, now I'm over here Easy for you, I'm still adjusting ♪ More everyday strain, no underwear Went to the laundromat, but just stood and stared I'm sorry, Mom, I've lived alone for so long But I'm still having trouble adjusting How am I to do it again If I can't recall how it was in the beginning? I was over there, now I'm over here Easy for you, I'm still adjusting Okay, they say it will be okay Shit, this song is shit They'll listen anyway How am I to do it again If I can't recall how it was in the beginning? I was over there, now I'm over here Easy for you, I'm still adjusting ♪ How am I to do it again If I can't recall how it was in the beginning?