Chevra cut your bagels with plastic knives Cut your bagel with a plastic knife Spread the cream cheese it will take your whole life Breakfast I'll eat later cause I got to go to seder 'Cause I'm cutting with a plastic knife It's 6:30, I am in bed What is the noise that's pounding in my head It's already 7:30 and my head is really hurting But I'll go to Chassidus instead Sleeping with a pillow on my desk Why does my teacher have to be such a pest It's already 8:20 and this really isn't funny Cause I won't have time to get dressed I won't have time to get dressed Cut your bagel with a plastic knife Spread the cream cheese it will take your whole life Breakfast I'll eat later cause I got to go to seder 'Cause I'm cutting with a plastic knife Cut your bagel with a plastic knife Spread the cream cheese it will take your whole life Breakfast I'll eat later cause I got to go to seder 'Cause I'm cutting with a plastic knife The Menahel can't stop bothering It's 8:30 and we're davening But I'm not in the mood, I want my food Why did time stop traveling It's 10:15, I'm really late This is a breakfast that I really hate I'm looking around for a real knife But I can't find one for my life I can't find one for my life Cut your bagel with a plastic knife Spread the cream cheese it will take your whole life Breakfast I'll eat later cause I got to go to seder 'Cause I'm cutting with a plastic knife Cut your bagel with a plastic knife Spread the cream cheese it will take your whole life Breakfast I'll eat later cause I got to go to seder 'Cause I'm cutting with a plastic knife Iyun class is really long I try to answer a questions but I'm always wrong Put my head down on my desk and that's when I made up this song Sitting in my desk I'm not learning Try to pay attention But my stomach is turning I didn't eat breakfast, cause I didn't have a knife Let me tell you a tip about life Let me tell you a tip about life Don't Cut your bagel with a plastic knife Don't Spread the cream cheese it will take your whole life Or breakfast, you'll eat later And you'll be late to seder if you cut it with a plastic knife Don't Cut your bagel with a plastic knife Don't Spread the cream cheese it will take your whole life Or breakfast, you'll eat later And you'll be late to seder if you cut it with a plastic knife