Let me tell you about a friend of mine He's very popular but he has a big line He always has his money, yet he's always borrowing mine He says Loan me two till Tuesday And I will pay you back I'll make it three till Thursday And I will dig you, jack You know I have money But it's in the bank So loan me five till Friday And I'll have you to thank You don't have time to say a thing Cause before you can open your mouth He's right back in full swing with Loan me two till Tuesday And I will pay you back I'll make it three till Thursday And I will dig you, jack You don't have time to say a thing Cause before you can open your mouth He's right back in full swing with Loan me two till Tuesday And I will pay you back I'll make it three till Thursday And I will dig you, jack If you can let me have just two I'll be more than obligated to you Till Tuesday when I can pay you back