I crushed our enemies
I shot their king in the back
Golden arches crumble
'Neath the brim of my hat
Animals meant for the slaughter
Who will feed the beast?
Our customers still crave flavor
And guess who's got the meats?
Lord of the beeflands
I'm always watching, you're never alone
Lord of the beeflands
Prostrate yourself before the curly throne
I control the border
I pushed the colonel aside
Anything I see I take
To feed a family of five
What new creation can I conceive of?
No flesh is ever dismissed
Who but me can serve these masses
And rule them with a meaty fist?
Lord of the beeflands
Avert your gazes, keep your heads low
Lord of the beeflands
The horsey elders have proclaimed it so
Lord of the beeflands
Inside this mountain, I pull every string
Lord of the beeflands
I keep on waiting but the bell never rings