Buffalo Balls Magrans
Buffalo Balls Magrans
He'll kill you with a gun
He's a buffalo son
He's Buffalo Balls Magrans
Well back in my younger days
When the prairie was my home (younger days)
I heard tell of a dark-haired boy
Name of Buffalo Balls Magrans (dark-haired boy)
All the whores in Texas
They had the same response (wah wah ooh)
They gave up the game
When they heard his name (heard his name)
It was Buffalo Balls Magrans
Buffalo Balls Magrans
Buffalo Balls Magrans
He'll kill you with a gun
He's a buffalo son
He's Buffalo Balls Magrans
Johnny's pa went walking on the prairie
Late one November eve (November eve)
Stuck his cock in a buffalo cunt (fucked a buffalo)
Out dropped Johnny B
The buffalo wouldn't accept him (like a lightbulb)
The humanfolk shunned him too
But Johnny said with my giant balls I'll show all of you
Buffalo Balls Magrans
Buffalo Balls Magrans
He'll kill you with a gun
He's a buffalo son
He's Buffalo Balls Magrans
Buffalo Balls Magrans
Buffalo Balls Magrans
He'll kill you with a gun
He's a buffalo son
He's Buffalo Balls Magrans
Buff-a-lo Balls
(That's me)