Jacob went thrifting yesterday in cold weather He saw some complicated patterns bought a new sweater The piecede resistance of his whole lifetime He's washing it to wear to the show tonight He's the master He's the master Master of his domain Jacob got a new sweater he never looked better I think I might need to steal his sweater He got a new sweater he never looked better I think I might need to steal his sweater Jacob is drinking a beer inside a can He's got his elbows out he's dancing to the band He goes to the hotdog cart to buy some street meat Condiments all over that greasy glizzy He's got a mustard stain Mustard stain Jacob ruined his shirt Mustard mustard