(J. Mercer) When an irresistible force such as you Meets an old immovable object like me You can bet as sure as you live Somewhere, sometime, somehow Something's gotta give When an irrepressible smile such as yours Warms an old implacable heart such as mine Don't say no because I insist Somewhere, sometime Something's gotta give So, look out cause who knows what the fates have in store From their vast mysterious sky But I'll try hard ignoring your lips I adore But how long can anyone try? So Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight with all of our mights Chances are some heavenly star spangled night You'll find out as sure as we live That sometime, someway, somehow Something's gotta give